I can't promise you there won't be any sexual references or crudeness and I can practically guarantee no political correctness. Without further ado, knock yourselves out with these beauties which were brought to you by Edition 7 of this 20 book series (and yep I'm the proud owner of all 20)
Sleazy John from the old peoples home could wait no longer for the Rohypnol to take effect on his lythe young orderly.
Is this stripey little cutey about to grab that little girls boob?
The morning walk of shame was made all the more conspicuous by Mavis' choice of head to toe stripey evening attire.
Given my previous comment need I say more?
Hope these put a smile on your face today :)